Overview

Poppy Mortimer has done well in life. When she goes after something, she gets it. She's adventurous, ambitious, well-travelled, attractive and successful. . . . Except when it comes to dating.Witness a hilarious parade of lacklustre Lotharios and clueless Casanovas with every physical and character flaw under the sun.On her journey, she meets a date who confesses his only goal in life is to possess the world's largest penis. She also meets a man, who tries to keep her in his life by secretly feeding her up like a Christmas turkey and then there's the guy who requests that she lock him in her white lacquered cupboards.Not only does she share her amorous misadventures across the UK, US and Australia, each with a handy title (Mr Million Dollar Bogan, Mr 90-Year-Old Bum), she also documents the many lessons learnt from them, but the lessons are as hard-earned as they are hysterical. So . . . climb on a rollercoaster of failed romance and strap yourself in for a white-knuckle ride. And remember. If you meet any of these gentlemen and recognise them from the description . . .? Run for your life.