Community Service. (My Name Is Timothy And I'M A Border Collie.)

I hope you enjoy reading Timothy's second book 'Community Service' as much as I have enjoyed writing it and as 'The Camel's Dead' which is the first book in this anthology still proves to be popular we are already well underway with the third book which will be called 'Dead Lions to Meet.' Welcome back to Timothy's diaries. We left him just before Christmas 2016 after he had just managed to conquer the dog-walk although he had to be enticed very slowly over it and was still in fear of the killer seesaw from Nemesis. His diaries continue then as he announces the publication of The Camel's Dead' to anyone who will listen to him. They sell all over the world now and are proving to be very popular but please don't let Timothy know as his head will only get bigger. You could always let me know what you think by leaving a review on Amazon though. Timothy came to me in 2015 as an emergency foster aged 9 months old and he was wild. I was required to give updates on his well being and I decided to write as if it was from Timothy himself, complaining about this terrible place he had been sent to 'Love House' to be corrected. The updates proved to be so popular that I have continued them up to this date and his next book 'Dead Lions to Meet' [dead lines to meet] is well under way. Timothy misunderstands everything but behaves like a gossip and tells you anyway. He plays with himself on the intersex and tries desperately to have a sexy-time with well anyone who will entertain him really. He tells terrible tales about anyone he comes into contact with and had people crying laughing at the woeful tales he tells about his imagined sufferings. Everyone adores Timothy and now in this second book he has to contend with my first ever puppy who is also a rescue and came to me at twelve weeks old. Jennifer Eccles keeps Timothy on his toes, literally sometimes as she learns to fit in with the pack of border collies that reside at Love House.

• | Author: Timothy Conehead
• | Publisher: Phoenix Rising On Belles Haven Ltd.
• | Publication Date: Jun 30, 2017
• | Number of Pages: 146 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 0993107680
• | ISBN-13: 9780993107689