Overview

Filthy rich and wildly famous as the world's most celebrated teenage pop superstar, the "Girl with the Turtle Tattoo" falls to the pits of hell. Drug addicted, penniless, and disfigured she becomes a shell of her former self. Unexpectedly, an alien talent scout gives her a second shot at success. Traveling through time she attempts to regain her past glory by altering the history of music. From cannibal Fijians to Bing Crosby to the Grand Ole Opry to Woodstock she wreaks discordant havoc. Along the way she collects a handsome mix of adoring, competing boyfriends. Unfortunately, her audacious mission backfires, causing music to be banned from all human societies. Can the Girl with the Turtle Tattoo earn redemption orchestrating a massive concert at the Milky Way's Galactic Core, or is she doomed to have her universe-rocking songs forever silenced?