The Whitechapel Whelk: An Anthology of Satire that Cuts Like a Knife Then Hides the Band-Aids

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This book contains a confusing cornucopia of colourful Cockney characters and alarming alliteration.Within its pages, you will encounter such diverse individuals as; Menopausal Meg, the hormonal agony aunt; Danny Sparko, the consumer's heavyweight champion; Ted Stupor, London's favourite alcoholic police officer; Charlotte Brontosaurus, the sweary, 19th-century agony aunt; and my own personal favourite; Ted Threesome: Sexually Insane Gardening Consultant.You will also come across a number of outlandish, fake news items from in and around the East London district of Whitechapel, where I currently live in a fair amount of squalor and disarray with my Huguenot gipsy wife and eleven kids.I hope you will find something within these pages to lighten your mood in these troubled times, although I wouldn't bet my wife's caravan on it.All proceeds from the sales of this book will go towards saving fluffy, 3-week-old kittens from being crammed into a giant mincing machine in Shoreditch. So dig deep, my friends.Be excellent to each other, and, above all, be lucky!Danny x