A Martyr for Mandelbrot is Cognitive Philosophy in a mirrored fun-house; the book is Post-Modern Meta-Fiction at its most irreverent and it is Geriatric Science Fiction at its best. Experiences are tailored for Reader-Heroes on a Quest; therefore, only dry wood (those people ready to be almost born again) should attempt the journey through Mandelbrot. Only dry wood will burn with passion and understanding; only dry wood will be transformed by the journey. Therefore, the message is clear: be careful what you stream into your head, Reader-Hero, and wear a parachute when you travel through portals. And please remember: Enlightened minds looking forward to The Singularity are about to be rear-ended by an insane Tesla-that is not my fault . . . If you buy the book, I am not liable.