Overview
The Only Golf Book That Improves Your Excuses... Not Your SwingEvery golfer knows the truth: blaming yourself is the one thing that's never in play. The Golfers' Guide to Excuses is the ultimate laugh-out-loud manual for turning every shank, slice, and topped shot into a story worth telling.Packed with over 250 brilliantly absurd excuses for every on-course disaster, this book arms you with the perfect response for when your ball's in the trees, the bunker, or mysteriously in someone's backyard. From "the sun was in my eyes" to "my clubs are allergic to this grass," you'll never be caught speechless again.Inside, you'll discover how to: Blame weather patterns that don't existThrow your equipment under the bus (but keep playing with it)Shift the blame to playing partners, course design... or supernatural forcesSell a triple bogey as a heroic near-parMaster the art of excuse delivery so convincing, you might even believe it yourselfPerfect for: Golfers who never admit faultFriends who say "I played well... just scored badly"Weekend warriors and 19th-hole storytellersAnyone who enjoys the game more for the laughs than the leaderboardAlso includes: Excuse inspiration straight from the pros (yes, they do it too)Bizarre golf trivia to distract from your scoreAbsolutely zero tips to improve your game-but plenty to protect your prideWhether it's for a birthday, Father's Day, retirement, or just to mess with your golf buddies, this is the gag gift that keeps on giving... one bad shot at a time.
- | Author: Ricky Woods
- | Publisher: Bemberton Limited
- | Publication Date: Jun 27, 2025
- | Number of Pages: 154 pages
- | Binding: Paperback or Softback
- | ISBN-10: 1915833833
- | ISBN-13: 9781915833839
