Overview

Supernatural fuckery aside, my life is very simple. On my own, I'm a unicycle; I'm grossly unstable, and I can only keep myself upright by moving continuously. Even then, I get nowhere. When I'm with Frankie, I'm like a bicycle; I can go fast and far, but if the road gets bumpy, I wobble a lot. Ben is our third wheel. I know it sounds terrible, but that's how it is. When we're together, the three of us are really stable. I do feel bad about him, though, because being with Frankie is the best thing ever and I wish Ben had someone like them in his life. Ms. Anzengruber is our bike shed, I guess, though I wouldn't dare to tell her that. She gives us stability and security. She's everything to us, really; she makes our life together possible.I don't know what would come of us if she stopped being there. I just don't know.