Overview
Leviticus: What to Wear, What to Burn, and Who to StoneA Novelized Retelling of the Bible's Strangest Book-With Wit, Warmth, and Goat-Related WarningsLeviticus is the part of the Bible where most readers tap out. Endless offerings, skin diseases, ceremonial dress codes-it's where the action pauses and the fine print begins. But what if this infamous legal manual was actually... kind of brilliant? And what if someone retold it with a little humor, a lot of heart, and just the right amount of sacred snark?In this chapter-by-chapter retelling of Leviticus, the third book in The Retold Bible Series, ancient laws are brought to life through modern storytelling-transforming priestly procedures and purification rituals into a deeply human, often hilarious, and surprisingly relevant journey. You'll meet: Priests in glittering robes trying not to die on the jobPeople navigating moldy houses, rashes, and holy feastsA God who is dangerously holy-and unexpectedly tenderAnd enough sacrificial animals to start your own petting zoo (don't)Whether you're a Bible nerd, a curious skeptic, or someone who just wants to finally get through Leviticus without falling asleep, this book is for you.The laws are real. The laughter is holy.And the goat? Well... you'll see.
- | Author: Jake Penton
- | Publisher: Independently Published
- | Publication Date: Apr 16, 2025
- | Number of Pages: 00076 pages
- | Binding: Paperback or Softback
- | ISBN-10: NA
- | ISBN-13: 9798280141735
