Overview

Seriously, LOOK AT THE DUDE!Beautiful socialite Sophie Bitcoyne has fallen head over heels in love with the dude on the cover. His name is Brian McThing, he's a bachelor, and single-and just sooooo gorgeous! (And yummy.) But will Sophie have the courage to ask this polite, good-natured, and devastatingly handsome young man out on a date? What if he says no? And what if he says yes? Of course, Brian is counting his lucky stars that someone as ugly as Sophie is even looking at him. But there's more to Brian than meets the mascara-smothered eye... Discover Brian's secret to dating the hot chicks with this, the second paperback in the gloriously over-the-top and stupid FYRE BRAND parody series... and cry all the water out of your eyeballs like a methed-up donkey at the nasty and silly events contained herein.