You Can'T Win, Complete And Unabridged By Jack Black

My background is crowded with robberies, burglaries, and thefts too numerous to recall. All manner of crimes against property. Arrests, trials, acquittals, convictions, escapes. Penitentiaries! I see in the background four of them. County jails, workhouses, city prisons, Mounted Police barracks, dungeons, solitary confinement, bread and water, hanging up, brutal floggings, and the murderous straitjacket. I see hop joints, wine dumps, thieves' resorts, and beggars' hangouts. Crime followed by swift retribution in one form or another. I had very few glasses of wine as I traveled this route. I rarely saw a woman smile and seldom heard a song. In those twenty-five years I took all these things, and I am going to write about them. And I am going to write about them as I took them - with a smile.

• | Author: Jack Black
• | Publisher: Wilder Publications
• | Publication Date: Apr 03, 2018
• | Number of Pages: 256 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Hardcover/Biography & Autobiography
• | ISBN-10: 1515432238
• | ISBN-13: 9781515432234