Brad the Impaler

Brad the Impaler a a comedy novella with a focus on silly British humour, though readers from other countries are bound to enjoy it just as much!The mighty Dracula is no more! At least, that's what he wants you to think.After faking his death, Dracula moved to the English town of Cockwomble and went into hiding. Over the years he has weened himself off blood and learned to live peacefully amongst the humans. By the early 2015, the world has changed drastically. Vlad the Impaler now goes by the far more English sounding 'Brad' and has peacefully blended into English society - perhaps too effectively, considering his growing gut. Giving up blood ensured there would be no more victims but perhaps opting instead for pizza and chips hadn't been the best choice.Brad's peace comes to an abrupt end when he recieves a letter from the council questioning his suspiciously high age and demanding evidence unless he wishes to forfeit his property. Things only get worse when Brad later finds himself faced with a huge, mysterious building and an owner that even the legendary vampire finds unsettling. Curiosity urges him to investigate, though a bad diet and lack of exercise has weakened him and his immortality is all but useless now that vampire weaknesses are such common knowledge. He will need to keep his wits about him when he faces the horrifying truth of what goes on in the huge building's deep basement.

• | Author: Nathan C Wilson
• | Publisher: Independently published
• | Publication Date: Sep 03, 2019
• | Number of Pages: 105 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 1690643641
• | ISBN-13: 9781690643647