The Cat, the Quantum, and the Cat-astrophe

What do you get when you cross a quantum-fluctuating housecat, a mythological database meltdown, and a motivational quote epidemic?Eliot 9 isn't your average cat. He's part deity, part software glitch, and entirely too opinionated for a cosmic being. One moment he's lounging across dimensions, the next, he's buffering reality itself with the grace of a cat meme caught in a data storm.When a tea-sipping, kombucha-wielding Granny Loop accidentally reboots the Mythosphere-the cosmic database of all ancient stories-chaos breaks loose across the multiverse. Suddenly, Vikings are pitching start-ups in Silicon Valley, Anubis is running HR, and dragons are lawyering up for copyright violations. Worst of all? A mysterious software entity known as "The Patch" is rewriting ancient myths into chirpy motivational slogans, turning epics into Instagram captions.Eliot, along with a punctuation mark named Interrobango!, a shapeshifter who can only turn into things no one's ever imagined (usually inconveniently), and a council of forgotten folklore beings, must navigate overthinking zones, obsolete meme realms, and existential black holes to stop the universe from being overwritten by inspirational posters.Expect: Metaphysical meowsSelf-aware satireWeaponized ironyHeroic punctuationAnd a surprising number of tuna jokesCan a cosmic cat save the universe from being optimized to death? Or will everything become a soulless blend of buzzwords and branding?The Cat, the Quantum, and the Cat-astrophe is a genre-defying sci-fi comedy about narrative entropy, cosmic bureaucracy, and the beautiful absurdity of stories that refuse to behave.

• | Author: Faizi
• | Publisher: Faizi
• | Publication Date: Jun 02, 2025
• | Number of Pages: 00086 pages
• | Binding: Paperback or Softback
• | ISBN-10: NA
• | ISBN-13: 9798231206759