Sh*t Tennis Players Say - The Ultimate Quote Book

The perfect gift for tennis fans who take losing personally.From "This court feels weird" to "I wasn't even trying," Sh*t Tennis Players Say is a laugh-out-loud collection of 100 of the most dramatic, relatable, and downright ridiculous things tennis players say when matches go sideways.Whether they're blaming their racket, the sun, their shoes - or their opponent's breathing - this book captures it all.Inside, you'll find: 100 hilarious quotes every tennis player has either said... or wanted to5 mini stories about on-court meltdowns and post-match denialA "Your Turn" section to add your own excuse (we know you have one)Clean, premium design - perfect as a coffee table book or team giftWhy You'll Love It (or why your tennis friend will): Makes the perfect gift for tennis players, coaches, teammates & fansGreat for birthdays, holidays, team wins - or especially after a tough lossRelatable humor that hits harder than a clean backhand winnerBecause let's be honest - the match isn't truly over until the excuses begin.

• | Author: Niklas Schroeder
• | Publisher: Independently Published
• | Publication Date: Jun 10, 2025
• | Number of Pages: 00116 pages
• | Binding: Paperback or Softback
• | ISBN-10: NA
• | ISBN-13: 9798287492960