The Chosen One's Guide to Not Dying (Again)

The Chosen One is drunk. Again. Dorn Drunkenfist has died seventeen times. The gods keep bringing him back. Why? No one knows-not even the gods. All he wants is another ale and a quiet death. Instead, he's saddled with a sarcastic talking sword, a prophecy he doesn't believe in, and a team of misfits including: A vegan orc with anger issues An elf thief with no impulse control A wizard who sneezes fireballs Together, they must stop the dark lord Valthor from tearing reality apart-assuming Dorn can survive hangovers, betrayal, and his own staggering incompetence. Hilarious, profane, and unexpectedly heartfelt, The Chosen One's Guide to Not Dying (Again) is the fantasy parody you never knew you needed.

• | Author: Dustin Gross
• | Publisher: Independently Published
• | Publication Date: Apr 01, 2025
• | Number of Pages: 00090 pages
• | Binding: Paperback or Softback
• | ISBN-10: NA
• | ISBN-13: 9798316345540