A Useless Book

A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing.Made-up reviews (for fun): -"The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book." - Readers Indigestion Digest"My chair enjoyed it more than I did." - Better Homes & Bookends"Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has." - The Zoological Missed-it Monthly"My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot." - Parenting Panic Quarterly"Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed." - Aquatic Book Review & Snacks"Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain." - IQ Not Included"A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed." - The London Foghorn"This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less." - Forgetful & Free Newsletter"If I could unread it, I would. Twice." - Amnesia Weekly

• | Author: Andrew Robert Abel
• | Publisher: Andrew Robert Abel
• | Publication Date: May 04, 2025
• | Number of Pages: 00034 pages
• | Binding: Hardback or Cased Book
• | ISBN-10: NA
• | ISBN-13: 9798989431663