Becoming An Oracle Proof God Has A Sense Of Humor: A True Story Of My Face To Face Chat With God, Himself

Do you accept this my child? God said to me, while sitting on my bed and watching me intently with those heavenly blue eyes. I looked at my husband, Ian, hoping for some guidance. If I said yes, it would change Ian's entire existence, just as it would mine. Ian was looking between father and I as if he were watching a tennis match and holding his breath. Okay, I think to myself, I am on my own with this decision. You may think this is a simple question and should have an obvious answer. It is God after all and He had spent the last three hours telling Ian and me, in detail, the job he was requesting I do for Him. God, Himself, was asking me to work directly for Him and not in the way you might imagine. God was NOT expecting me to minister, spread His word, start a new church or a new religion. He did not even request for me to convince people to believe in Him. It's not like I could tell God that I was hoping to work on my tan that summer or that starting a new job right now would unquestionably put me behind on holiday shopping. This was God, and He wanted an answer. Right now. I did not know the 'chatting with God while he sat on the edge of your bed' etiquette. That would be beneficial knowledge to have today. I didn't want to be disrespectful, but I needed some clarification on a few points. Would this be a part-time or full-time gig? Is this a work from home thing or would I need to travel? Would this be considered management or more entry level? Ian wouldn't be my boss, right? Ian being my boss could be a deal breaker. Wait, will I have to quit smoking? What about cussing and tattoos? Ian drinks beer. God's promise of peace, love and joy with NO fear was a pretty good selling point. How could I say no? So, with a nod, I humbly said, "Yes Father, I accept."

• | Author: God'S Oracle
• | Publisher: God'S Oracle
• | Publication Date: Sep 25, 2019
• | Number of Pages: 152 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 0578604884
• | ISBN-13: 9780578604886