The War Of The Turnips

'Hear ye, hear ye! I bring terrible tidings from Chutney. Our village's entire turnip supply has been shamefully and shockingly pilfered. There is evidence of dragon's fire upon the hill, and the brave guards have perished by hellishly hot flame, in a demise most grisly indeed. Our only hope is for the brave and true, turniptuous-hearted heroes of Chutney to march through the Dark, Dark Woods to the cursed town of Snotty Bottom. They must face the most petrifying and perilous of perils head on. They must defeat the terrifying tyrannical tyrant, the Dark King Vladimir the Grumpy, destroy his army and his witch, and finally, slay his dragon. Only then will our turnips be returned to their rightful home.Chutney is running out of food and time, but Chutnian resolve can be a very tough thing to break.Will our brave heroes succeed on this near suicidal mission? You can find out within the pages of this hilarious and wacky new novel: The War of the Turnips.

• | Author: Barry S. Brunswick
• | Publisher: Thorpe-Bowker
• | Publication Date: Aug 23, 2017
• | Number of Pages: 319 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback/Fiction
• | ISBN-10: 0648080803
• | ISBN-13: 9780648080800