Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms?

A grocery store can't expect repeat business if its checkers unleash Armageddon. This truism governs Debbie Devil, dedicated supermarket checker and horny, estranged wife of Satan. Debbie sets her sights on Joe Thorvald, a God-fearing, Lutheran. If she can get him to eat a mushroom his soul and his hunky body will be hers. Debbie tells her sidekick, Bertram, a British cook, to change Joe's memory, body, circumstances, era, and life, until the Lutheran becomes a man who will eat mushrooms. But there will be only so many attempts on Joe's soul before she unleashes Armageddon out of spite. God sends the angels General Lee and Pedro Erickson, a Mexican-Swedish chef, to protect Joe. They fight back with Heaven's culinary weapons, tacos and Swedish meatballs. Along the way, Joe changes into a fun-loving dinosaur and a Greek warrior with an ass harder than bronze before being sent to Hell for nonpayment of his hospital bill. Can Lee and Pedro Erickson save the soul of a Lutheran hunk and prevent Armageddon? Ja caramba.

• | Author: Paul De Lancey
• | Publisher: Humoroutcasts Press
• | Publication Date: Jun 02, 2015
• | Number of Pages: 282 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 0692461051
• | ISBN-13: 9780692461051