The Circumstantial Wallowing of Aleister the Alligator is a juvenile story about a gator that gets struck by a golf ball and magically develops a sudden case of narcolepsy. Shortly after, Aleister receives a visit from a young, not so mysterious, witch. When he seeks to consume her, they teach one another a hefty lesson with the help of a thoughtful park ranger. This story teaches children how great power equates to great responsibility. It is geared toward increasing children's vocabulary and getting them to think outside of the pond.