Don’t Buy This Book: A Compilation of Poetic Verses for Space Nerds, Car Guys and Toxic Assholes

Have you ever wondered what it would look like if an inherently unlovable, smart-ass, chain-smoking mechanic with zero experience in literature, and even less talent, wrote a book of poetry? Simply skim through a few pages to find out! Here's a slight taste of what you can expect;Big blocks, and long tubes, and welded differentials, Some would call playthings but I deem essentials, Turbos and Supers, and lightweight valve springs, These are a few of my favorite things, You are ungrateful, menacing, never speak the truth, and dealing with you is cumbersome, You're a psycho b - - - -, but I still want to do you, Does that make me a bad person?

• | Author: Alexander Cougar
• | Publisher: Independently published
• | Publication Date: December 11, 2019
• | Number of Pages: 128 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 1674369670
• | ISBN-13: 9781674369679