Life in your thirties is dirty. The shit hurdles are elevated and patiently waiting for you. This period of our lives come with a whole other play book women were not ready for. Where were the warnings? Where were the words of wisdom from friends and family before us? Women are out here unprepared and uneducated about the horrors to come. Men are still confused and boldly continue to screw shit up. These children are out of control. Jobs will drive you to panic attacks and relationships become more questionable than ever. Desertion left me no choice but to begin the dialogue of WTF; a thirties syllabus of expectations and do's and don'ts. Welcome to the Dirty Thirties.