Alternative Facts: When the Truth is a Nuisance

Do you have trouble with the truth? Is honesty as a policy a problem? Is reality getting in your way? As Ghandi said "When the numbers don't add up it's time for some new math!" Don't let evidence ruin your plans Don't let the proof stand in yourway Don't be a victim of reason When the facts are against you use Alternative Facts! Do you need a place to write your alibi? This isn't the journal for you! Alibis are for liars, and you don't need an alibi when you can use substitute truths. Did you utter a provable falsehood? No, of course not, you just used Alternative Facts! Did you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar? How do we know that the cookie jar wasn't trying to devour you? We don't, and even if we did, one man's pickle is another man's poison. This 6 x 9 journal has 200 pages for you to keep track of your Alternative Facts! Some folks say that you don't have to remember if you tell the truth, but you also don't have to remember if you write it all down. Alternative Facts, also know as the KelliAnn Con, the Donald Double Double, and the Rudi Runaround. Jesus once said "A picture is worth a thousand words, but if you crop it just right, you can make it tell any story you want!" I call that a revelation! Alternative Facts! Turn your enemies truths into the lie! You don't need to make America Great Again, just use Alternative Facts and pretend!

• | Author: Ladislao Loera, Ladislao Loera
• | Publisher: Independently published
• | Publication Date: Nov 30, 2018
• | Number of Pages: 200 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 1790539781
• | ISBN-13: 9781790539789