The Second To Last Self-Help Book You'Ll Ever Read

WARNING: Less than 3% will understand. Are you among them? Hello! Welcome! How fortuitous that you are here! * Have you grown tired of paying for the pleasure of being told what you already know? * Have you, like so many others, developed an aversion to trendy, recycled platitudes and inspiration-in-a-can? * Does happiness make you sad sometimes, and vice versa? * Is life just not getting easier for some weird reason? * Do you constantly feel like everything could fall apart at any second? * Do you sometimes feel like the dumbest person on the planet, yet still feel a restless, intangible sense of destiny? * Hey, wouldn't it be great to know just one thing with absolute certainty? Just one? * Can you handle being personally challenged? * Are your thoughts really yours? * Do you rely on other people's opinions to make your decisions? * Do you like having a good time and are you ready--really ready--for a fresh, unique perspective on life, self-help, and the experience of being human? * Are you ready for an unconventional approach to self-help? Are you? Do you dare? If you're not ready, that's okay. Come back another time. BUT, if you think you are ready to take this journey, be advised that you must bring your own thinking cap, imagination, and sense of humor. You must love surprises, swear words, and new words. You must be open to considering--or at least enduring--contradictory perspectives. EXCERPTS: "I'm not looking to change you. I'm looking to challenge you." "...once you...grow accustomed to my purposeful and whimsical nonsense...with the twists and turns and caveats and asides, the occasional non sequitur, tangent, or digression--have a little faith that it all comes together..." "...you have the choice to quit, to endure, or to adapt." "Don't skip stuff." "...ridiculous..." "I hate your face!" and much more... Prepare for a whimsical, multi-layered, one-on-one, first-person conversation...laced with a tinge of danger. One part thought exercise, one part performance art, one part self-help book. You will find this book a critically important accompaniment to your growing collection. This is the small-batch, craft IPA of self-help books, the Dijon ketchup, the house-roasted coffee served fresh and hot--to be savored from cover to cover. Every page counts. You are embarking on a meta journey through the self-help experience that has already begun. If you feel daring, order now. Check out your free preview if you must, then choose...wisely. See you soon. You're the best--but you already knew that. "The fool who persists in [their] folly will become wise." - William Blake (1757-1827) Are you a persistent fool?

• | Author: David M. Reed
• | Publisher: Independently Published
• | Publication Date: Jan 16, 2019
• | Number of Pages: 240 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 1793091404
• | ISBN-13: 9781793091406