1001 Reasons To Be Thankful: (This Book Will Save Your Life)

I started writing this fun book to read at least 5 years ago when I started learning how to use my Audacity Program in my computer to make traxx for an Adult Non-Binary Book and Pop Muzik Guid Vocals with my Acer Predator Computer. I finally decided to finish the darn thing recently to take a break from writing Comedy Books and being sick of coming up with funny jokes for people to read as I got really sick being a "Stand-Up/Improvisation" Comedian at least 7 years ago when I used to go to a Comedy Nite @ Slaintes Pub & Grill at 24 Preble Street in downtown Portland, Maine: so here it is finally finished 16pt typeface so that people with eye problems can see it without using a microscope to read the darn thing. Well, actually, use their reading glasses and whatnot (a spectacle, etc.) and especially light illuminating the biography of what it takes to be thankful. 1001. You can go most anywhere you want anytime you want to.1000. You can be friends with just about anyone who fits your cup of tea. Nobody says you have to befriend somebody who turns out to be a "passive aggressive ahole." Cut the ties before the two of you start arguing with each other all the time.999. You have a right to not get a job. Get a disability check or go hungry and be forced to get a job that you hate. If you're going to get a job, then make sure it is something that you'd like to do that you'll be o.k. with 3 weeks down the road. You can always get a job doing something else until you find out what really floats your boat. Until then just hang in there.998. You have a right to not pay your bills. Most people die hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. That's just life: remember that you are E X P E N S I V E. 997. You can choose to live on the streets if you want to. I've done it before. I learned that it costs just as much to live on the streets as it does to be housed. So, stop being a pussy and make decisions that make things o.k. for you: this means getting anybody out of your life that keeps causing your problems and clearing up issues right away with people who don't do what they're supposed to do when they're supposed to do it: this includes roommates, lovers, employers, etc.996. You can go back to school if you want to. You can do that at any point in your life. It's truly & totally up to you.995. You can get your G.E.D. = General Education Degree994. You can choose to eat only Vegetarian Food. Just remember that the hardest thing to digest is meat and that keeping white things out of your diet is a good thing to do: flour, dairy, sugar, junk food, etc. This doesn't mean that you can't cheat every now and then.993. When somebody threatens you with violent words you can say, "Is that a threat of a good time?" They'll respond and say whatever they want to and you can say, "Hey, I'm not interested in you sexually so why don't we just end this right now."992. If you are not a happy person, then the only person who can make you happy is YOU! Make a list of what things make you miserable and turn that around in your head: 991. You can choose to go hunting for red meat when you want to. Do you know what I'm saying: maybe you are sexually deprived or you just need more iron in your body.990. You can choose to go fishing in a brook, lake, river or stream when you want to. Just make sure you have all the things you need to get the job done and that you've got your license to fish in the brook.998. When somebody calls you about a bill that you owe you have a right not to pay that bill especially if the Debt Collector has been harassing you since you incurred the debt. In Maine, a debt does not have to be payed off after 6 years of being in Collections. Just make sure that you don't admit to owing the debt as it will go right back into collections and the Debt Collector will keep calling you and after 3 calls it's considered "harassment." Then you have the right to tell them to stop calling you and that this call is logged...

• | Author: Ashley a. Lenartson III
• | Publisher: Independently published
• | Publication Date: Feb 25, 2019
• | Number of Pages: 120 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 1797984748
• | ISBN-13: 9781797984742