Even Gods Have Midlife Crises

Divinity comes with a lot of peculiarities. Eternal life, unbridled powers, and, more than anything, the soul-crushing knowledge that intergalactic law prohibits you from using them anymore. After more than two thousand years of rotting in the pantheon and listening to Thor, Odin and Hephaestus brawl over the size of their tools, God snaps. No more of the others' petty divine quarrels. No more of Buddha's smacking lips and mouthful of pastries and poetry. No more of Krishna's blues. God returns to Earth - as an illegal alien. All God wants is a striptease, a spicy BLT, and some goddamned admiration. But when his divine colleagues catch wind of his debaucherous voyage back to Earth, he's faced with some tough questions. How long can he risk the safety of not only his two newly-found followers, but of all of London in his manic quest for pleasure? Are crisps the currency of the future? And why is everyone and their bloody grandmother trying to sue him all of a sudden? Never before have Gods seemed so utterly human. Even Gods Have Midlife Crises is a divinely satirical cross of science fiction, urban fantasy and contemporary London that examines what it means to live in a society brought to questionable technological perfection. If you love Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett, this book is for you. Pick up this whimsical page turner today for a comically intimate look at the true lives of gods! Now buckle up, because you're about to find out why even gods have midlife crises.

• | Author: N. D. Stone
• | Publisher: Independently published
• | Publication Date: Dec 06, 2017
• | Number of Pages: 346 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 1973414171
• | ISBN-13: 9781973414179