A Tight Fit: Hokey Pokey Man

The maniacal debut novel by James Gearheart is a wild ride of sex drugs and philosophy. It details Michael Jackson's role in the Apocalypse and it destroys and recreates reality through the use of magic words and ice cream. Storyline: It is October 1999, and Cyrus Dresden is an unemployed philosophy professor who was recently released from the state mental facility. He is desperate to win back the love and respect of his ex-fiancé, Sara Lundy when he receives a call from an old friend, Adam Butcher, who needs his help. Adam’s girlfriend, the brilliant and beautiful mathematician, Amanda Tavaras, has created a predictive model that identifies the date and time of the Apocalypse as midnight on the millennial New Year’s Eve. Amanda has also awoken with a vision where she realizes that mankind has been involved in a supernatural game that ends at the same time as her predicted Apocalyptic timeline. Cyrus leads the trio on a philosophical and scientific quest to understand our place in the universe before the strike of midnight on the millennial New Year’s Eve. However, the trio does not realize that their combined destinies have been prophesized in secret church documents written decades before they were born. To prevent the prophecies from being realized, Cardinal Francisco Allemande captures Sara Lundy and plans to hold her hostage in his private office in the Vatican until after the New Year. Cyrus must embark on the hero’s journey and lead a group of friends with the help of an army of Michael Jackson impersonators to rescue Sara from the Vatican and discover the clues to winning the most critical game in human history before time runs out

• | Author: James Gearheart
• | Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• | Publication Date: Dec 31, 2017
• | Number of Pages: 362 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 1983460451
• | ISBN-13: 9781983460456